argumentative antithetical dreamgirl

 when Herbie put himself btwn Galactus and Franklin i cried

 they don't know that my scene was actually mattel's second attempt to compete with bratz and their first attempt was the Flavas, a line of dolls so controversial it managed to piss off people across the entire political spectrum. 

 i started reading before bed every night and on a whim i started reading aloud to elsa and i found that it really calms her down before bed, i have to fight with her a lot less to go to sleep. then i realized i am reading bedtime stories to my cat. like she is a toddler. also i do different voices for the characters, i'm basically teaching myself acting.  the other day my niece was over and i was like "i got a book from the library about acting so i can do better voices when i read bedtime stories to my cat" and she was like "that's the most iconic thing you've said in like, years."

  read an f1 romance novel that was pretty good but was also very obviously (to me) reskinned mcu pietro maximoff x tony's daughter fanfic. i don't think your average person would pick up on it but unfortunately for the author my marvel brainrot is so deeply embedded that i can recognize this shit like one of those police dogs sniffing out cocaine.

re: iron dome discourse. im not even gonna bother with the "israelis are human beings and its bad when human beings die" argument cause i know thats in one ear and out the other to you demons, so instead i will simply point out the obvious: what part of the entire history of i/p has led you to believe that MORE dead israelis will make israel LESS violent towards palestine and palestinians? do you not remember what preceded this most recent slaughter in gaza? do you not have a memory, a reference point here. sorry but people are right when they say the left just fully memory holed 10/7 cause that is the ONLY way "defunding the iron dome will make israel come to the negotiating table" has even a single shred of logic to it. ("so you think the genocide is justified?" no i don't think it is at all!!! when i said i don't believe in collective punishment and that every death esp civilian deaths is a tragedy, i actually meant it, unlike most of u.) Post

i havent watched the Uglies movie so maybe it IS bad (and i read the books in middle school so maybe they WERE bad and i just didn't realize it at the time) but the premise absolutely slaps and idk why people are pretending not to understand it. it's straightforward. this is not difficult commentary to discern. i understood it fine at 13 but full grown youtubers and other internet commentariat are acting as if it's gone over their heads somehow. like what i mean is, for example: people keep saying "but the uglies aren't even ugly!" and like, yes, you're correct. that is the point. the Ugly characters see themselves as hideous deformed monsters because of the society they live in but the audience isn't supposed to agree with them. you're SUPPOSED to see the discrepancy btwn how the characters see themselves vs how they objectively look. they put that there intentionally! but people keep pointing it out as if it's a like, a flaw in...

 i love libraries soooooo much 

ykw is funny is how misogynistic homophobes in the 2010s were always like "haha justin bieber is gay" in part bc they thought it would be funny to like teach those horny teenage girls a lesson, if bieber turned out gay, then they would know not to have crushes anymore anyways only for one direction to arrive a couple years later and just blow that theory out of the water. harry wasn't even not labeling his sexuality yet and fangirls were fabricating gayness for them. the only reason this didnt happen with the jonas brothers (as much) is bc they were brothers, if they weren't related (or being realistic even if they were just like cousins) joe/nick would've been on. if justin bieber had come out as gay the fangirls would not have been devastated into never having crushes again. they would've celebrated like nobody's ever celebrated. a whole generation of fujoshi would've been unlocked. i dont fault justin bieber for being straight, its ...

as a woman, there's always a tiny bit of anxiety when getting into an uber with a male driver, except for this one time, where the guy had pink acrylic nails fit for a drag queen and i instantly felt safe. favorite uber driver ive ever had btw

how is alicent hightower not like, the ur example of "she should've been at the club." like her picture should be in the urban dictionary. 

new genre of guy (gn) discovered: a doomsday prepper blog who thinks the government is going to destroy society but will respect their dni. literally like "dni: racists, sexists, homophobes, government agents, FBI, CIA." dnis are always stupid but this one is so dumb it's actually kind of charming. Like an FBI agent was gonna spy on them but was like "ohhhhhh they have us in the dni....ohhh no....they--they didn't train me for this...." 

Stop Teaming Up with Misogynists. Every misogynistic thing you ever heard someone say about Amber Heard--every "bitch," "cunt," "slut," "homewrecker," "liaress," "whore," every body-shaming comment, every objectifying comment, every disgusting comment about her genitals and her sex life--for every one of those comments, there is another woman the speaker wanted to say it about but knew they couldn't get away with. 

 premenstrual dysphoric disorder is actually crazy i feel like those sexist doctors in victorian england would've had a field day w me...they would be like "your uterus is haunted and its trying to get you to kill yourself" and i would be like "shit, maybe"

"OMG Elon Musk's Nazi salute is so evil check in on your Jewish friends!" bestie you've been calling Jewish women too ugly to be raped for over a year. You don't have Jewish friends. You have Jewish acquaintances whose trust you've lost so thoroughly that they don't even feel safe telling you about it. They are talking shit about you on discord right now and rightfully so.  Fuck Elon Musk too ofc but fuck everyone pretending to give a shit too. If you really hated that salute so bad you would've kicked the people doing them out of your rallies. 

I'm sorry but Blake Lively could've had like a speeding ticket from fifteen years ago and it would somehow get used as character evidence by people to prove she's a lying b*tch but Justin Baldoni has three lawsuits in four years and nobody is willing to put it together that maybe he's the problem. 

I love how many people are like "wow, we really owe Amber an apology, we should never have believed Depp" now jumping fully onto the Blake Lively hate campaign without a second thought. Imagine falling for it twice. 

Not to make something serious About Fandom, but those texts lowkey make it sound like Taylor Swift is like, the third party in Blake Lively and Ryan Reynold's relationship. She's like this is my husband, Ryan, and this is Taylor, who is equally important in my life. We are a team. Kinda love that? If I was friends with Taylor Swift I too would hold her as being as important as the father of my children. 

"Judge not lest ye be judged" doesn't work on me bc I don't care if the people I'm judging judge me back. If I cared about their opinion I wouldn't be judging them. 

People online will really be like "I agree that [woman's name] is a horrible unlikable shrew bitch cunt, but I still think it was maybe a little bit bad for a man to sexually harass her. Because I'm a feminist."

 I know I'm right about Blake Lively because Candice Owens is on the opposite side of me.