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ykw is funny is how misogynistic homophobes in the 2010s were always like "haha justin bieber is gay" in part bc they thought it would be funny to like teach those horny teenage girls a lesson, if bieber turned out gay, then they would know not to have crushes anymore anyways only for one direction to arrive a couple years later and just blow that theory out of the water. harry wasn't even not labeling his sexuality yet and fangirls were fabricating gayness for them. the only reason this didnt happen with the jonas brothers (as much) is bc they were brothers, if they weren't related (or being realistic even if they were just like cousins) joe/nick would've been on. if justin bieber had come out as gay the fangirls would not have been devastated into never having crushes again. they would've celebrated like nobody's ever celebrated. a whole generation of fujoshi would've been unlocked. i dont fault justin bieber for being straight, its ...

as a woman, there's always a tiny bit of anxiety when getting into an uber with a male driver, except for this one time, where the guy had pink acrylic nails fit for a drag queen and i instantly felt safe. favorite uber driver ive ever had btw

how is alicent hightower not like, the ur example of "she should've been at the club." like her picture should be in the urban dictionary. 

new genre of guy (gn) discovered: a doomsday prepper blog who thinks the government is going to destroy society but will respect their dni. literally like "dni: racists, sexists, homophobes, government agents, FBI, CIA." dnis are always stupid but this one is so dumb it's actually kind of charming. Like an FBI agent was gonna spy on them but was like "ohhhhhh they have us in the dni....ohhh no....they--they didn't train me for this...." 

Stop Teaming Up with Misogynists. Every misogynistic thing you ever heard someone say about Amber Heard--every "bitch," "cunt," "slut," "homewrecker," "liaress," "whore," every body-shaming comment, every objectifying comment, every disgusting comment about her genitals and her sex life--for every one of those comments, there is another woman the speaker wanted to say it about but knew they couldn't get away with. 

 premenstrual dysphoric disorder is actually crazy i feel like those sexist doctors in victorian england would've had a field day w me...they would be like "your uterus is haunted and its trying to get you to kill yourself" and i would be like "shit, maybe"

"OMG Elon Musk's Nazi salute is so evil check in on your Jewish friends!" bestie you've been calling Jewish women too ugly to be raped for over a year. You don't have Jewish friends. You have Jewish acquaintances whose trust you've lost so thoroughly that they don't even feel safe telling you about it. They are talking shit about you on discord right now and rightfully so.  Fuck Elon Musk too ofc but fuck everyone pretending to give a shit too. If you really hated that salute so bad you would've kicked the people doing them out of your rallies. 

I'm sorry but Blake Lively could've had like a speeding ticket from fifteen years ago and it would somehow get used as character evidence by people to prove she's a lying b*tch but Justin Baldoni has three lawsuits in four years and nobody is willing to put it together that maybe he's the problem. 

I love how many people are like "wow, we really owe Amber an apology, we should never have believed Depp" now jumping fully onto the Blake Lively hate campaign without a second thought. Imagine falling for it twice. 

Not to make something serious About Fandom, but those texts lowkey make it sound like Taylor Swift is like, the third party in Blake Lively and Ryan Reynold's relationship. She's like this is my husband, Ryan, and this is Taylor, who is equally important in my life. We are a team. Kinda love that? If I was friends with Taylor Swift I too would hold her as being as important as the father of my children. 

"Judge not lest ye be judged" doesn't work on me bc I don't care if the people I'm judging judge me back. If I cared about their opinion I wouldn't be judging them. 

People online will really be like "I agree that [woman's name] is a horrible unlikable shrew bitch cunt, but I still think it was maybe a little bit bad for a man to sexually harass her. Because I'm a feminist."

 I know I'm right about Blake Lively because Candice Owens is on the opposite side of me. 

Remember during the Heard v Depp debacle, when a bunch of Depp's famous friends who worked with him in the 90s or whatever were like "But I know him, he would never do something like that" meanwhile Amber only had her lesser-known normal friends vouching for her, so people were like "see, everyone loves Depp and supports him so he must be right!!!" But now, everyone who knows Blake Lively is stepping up to support her, including multiple people who were on the movie set where all of this shit went down, and the only people backing Justin Baldoni are people who are also implicated in the lawsuit or the NYT article, and instead of getting the same benefit of the doubt as Depp, suddenly Blake's popular support among notable people proves how she's an evil bitch using her connections in Hollywood to ruin the life and career of a lesser known talent. (Mind you, again, Amber DID have people who knew her and Depp coming to her defense from day one, people just ...

Of all of Joseph's older brothers, only Reuben tried to save his life during the plot to kill him. For this act of mercy he was immortalized by having a sandwich named after him.

personally if i thought nicepool was based on me, it would be something the CIA could not waterboard out of me. 

 you want me to support the death penalty??? the thing that killed jesus?????

Not to make it about a man (I have more thoughts on this that I don't feel like typing out atm) but one thing I've come to like about Ryan Reynolds throughout all this bullshit is that he seems to really and truly hold loathing in his heart for the men who harassed Blake. I'm glad that Blake has him in her corner.