argumentative antithetical dreamgirl

 when Herbie put himself btwn Galactus and Franklin i cried

 they don't know that my scene was actually mattel's second attempt to compete with bratz and their first attempt was the Flavas, a line of dolls so controversial it managed to piss off people across the entire political spectrum. 

 i started reading before bed every night and on a whim i started reading aloud to elsa and i found that it really calms her down before bed, i have to fight with her a lot less to go to sleep. then i realized i am reading bedtime stories to my cat. like she is a toddler. also i do different voices for the characters, i'm basically teaching myself acting.  the other day my niece was over and i was like "i got a book from the library about acting so i can do better voices when i read bedtime stories to my cat" and she was like "that's the most iconic thing you've said in like, years."

  read an f1 romance novel that was pretty good but was also very obviously (to me) reskinned mcu pietro maximoff x tony's daughter fanfic. i don't think your average person would pick up on it but unfortunately for the author my marvel brainrot is so deeply embedded that i can recognize this shit like one of those police dogs sniffing out cocaine.