last night i had this horrible awful nightmare that some kind of evil shadow demon was in my house trying to kill me and steal my pets and i told my dad about it, distraught, barely able to speak, and he said that by being scared of the demon i was "reinforcing christian hegemony" (?) and the idea that my mormon father has strong feelings about christian hegemony was so unbelievable that it broke my suspension of disbelief and i woke up instantly